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38 [M4F] Greenville/NC Imagine George Costanza, but taller and with more hair....
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ex_bikini_inspector is a male age 38 looking for a female in Greenville, NC
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Well hey there, thanks for dropping by. It's yet another Wednesday and I'm hiding out at work watching the same old TV online. On the upside it's also my Friday so I got the weekend coming up, heck yeah!

But it's all a bit dampened by being just so darn lonely. My schedule makes socializing tricky at best and downright impossible most of the time.

So here I am throwing my flag up on reddit to see who's out there.

I'm a long term service worker with a mile wide cynical streak creating sarcasm drier than Death Valley and blunt as the kick of a Mossberg. Which is only matched by my quiet empathy, willingness to help, and sense of humor that stopped developing at 14.

In regards to personal interests I'm kind of a standard middle aged white guy. I like working in my yard, cooking, hiking, science fiction, detective stories, video games, and writing when the mood strikes. Besides all that comedy in almost all it's forms is my biggest interest. At one time I even tried my hand at being a stand up, but thank god that was pre-youtube. Now I just write funny comments on reddit and crack jokes with the rare guest I encounter at work.

And what am I looking for here?

Someone I can get to know and flirt with if it feels right. That's about it for now. I have no serious expectations and know I'm definitely down for being a part time boyfriend or something.

That's all I can think to type for now, so how about you drop me a line since you made it this far? Maybe ask me a question or tell me about your day. Or just test out your most ridiculous pick up line.

I'm here all night for you.

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