And I even have hair! Admittedly, it's not as dark as it once was but I just tell myself the grey is all the wisdom I've accumulated in life manifesting itself as a salt and pepper dusting of intelligence.

Looking to connect with a laidback lady who has a thing for book-reading, crossword puzzle doing, semi-outdoorsy old men with absurd senses of humor. I prefer style and substance over Snapchat filters. Give me emotion over emojis, sentences over single word responses and grammar over gross misuse of the English language.

I'm single and do not have children. I'm open to having children but am at a point in my life where I realize it might not happen and I'm fine with it. I love dogs and cats and enjoy volunteering time each week to help animals. Road trips, traveling, and exploring are my thing when I have the free time. I wander museums, visit odd shops, and for some reason always draw the conversations of strangers who end up telling me their life stories.

Being that I am an old man, I know next to nothing about current trends in music, movies, or entertainment. I find out about songs about a decade after they were first popular. I'm not quite doddering but definitely see that stop on the road at some point. I might need you to keep me hip on the new lingo and what the whippersnappers are up to.

These Reddit connections can be fleeting. They are often brief candles snuffed out by indifference and insincerity. With that in mind, I'd like to take things slow, establish rapport, eventually move off of communicating on Reddit, and if everything is copacetic even perhaps meet up in person one day. Imagine that!

So, send me a message. Tell me about your hobbies, your irrational hatreds, or your latest Internet rabbit hole. I always wondered, is the envelope orange or red? A question for the ages.