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30 [M4F] California/Anywhere - Breakfast Burritos
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lanceupppercut is a male age 30 looking for a female in Brea, CA
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I'm standing here getting blasted by trumpets and Spanish waiting for my burrito to be made. I was then confused by a customer when they told me their order and I told them I didn't work there. I should have went with it but the accordion at full volume was throwing me off.

So, I'm here looking for good conversation and if it leads to more than that, that would be great. I'm tired of wasting my best jokes on myself. I was talking to myself the other day and we think it's time we got back out there. I do have to give a warning that I get distracted easily with things. Sometimes I'll just

I'm a student that's trying to get through the semester and I'm also an illustrator when the work is there. Art is hard. So are words. I'm going to school for English and writing because I always found that words were like pieces of a puzzle to be arranged in any random ways to make something much more grand than letters in place.

I'm kind of tall and the pandemic looked at me and said, "Hey remember when you lost weight? I found it." Cool. I've also been told I'm handsome but I'm not sure if my half blind grandmother is a credible source.

Some quick facts about me! - My favorite food is pizza. - I'm searching for the perfect chocolate chip cookie. - I'm single. Insert witty joke here. - I'm a "haha" user instead of "lol." - I play video games. Don't mind if you don't but I feel like it still gets flak for some reason. - Fortune cookie fortunes make me laugh with how un-fortune they've been lately. - I have facial hair. I once had someone stop talking to me because of it and I always found that funny. - I'm a Leo and it doesn't matter. I just wanted to share that someone else stopped talking to me because I am one. People are a trip. - I don't believe in crystals but I enjoy hearing about people talking about it because I picture them talking about rock candy and it makes me laugh.

Hope to hear something!

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