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Borderline disgruntled employed carrier of return-to-sender love letters seeks adorable and adoring lover or single hair stylist or sensual hair washer to share erotic fantasies about cussing in Esperanto in unemployment lines, during IRS audits and digital tooth x-rays. Apertegi!
Seriously, this high-IQ brain damaged savant is looking for an average to normal alien life form for mind numbingly quiet naked get-togethers, listening to music (https://pyccmaui.org) short hikes along disparate astral planes, listening to Alan Watts or John Craigie by candle light, and the occasional senseless conversation in which neither of us knows what we're talking about.
Please have more money than me or a strategy to save more. The world is going to end soon anyway, and if it doesn’t, then we’ll only have less money to spend if we observe things like Valentine’s Day. Please be practiced in the art of pretending to be someone from Irving’s “Hotel New Hampshire” or Updike’s Maples stories r/literature.
E-mail me a love letter ASAP and it’s a plus if you’re still crooked after a hot day at the zoo.
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