I’m willing to chat with guys anywhere, but I would prefer someone closer if our situation evolved into the more romantic. I’m over the long distance thing. This will be a bit long, so prepare.

There’s a lot I could say about myself, but I find it rarely encompasses who I really am as a person. I consider myself an intelligent woman with a wicked sense of humor. I’m willing to joke about just about anything, from gross out gags to high brow banter. My jokes can get pretty dark or dry at times as well. Must be up for some good natured banter and shit-giving.

I have a Bachelor’s in psychology and currently work with addicts and alcoholics. I have a couple years of absurd and entertaining rehab stories I’d like to share. So I’d need you to be a person up to receiving random messages where I’m venting or cracking up about the insanity I deal with at work. I can be a back to back texter as well. I’d like some consistent conversation.

My hobbies are all over the place as I am severely ADHD. Learning ASL casually right now. I’m currently spending most of my time playing some video games, reading, and doing nail art. I’ve done a lot of craft hobbies over the years. I don’t mind camping and outdoor activities. Georgia born and raised affected me.

What do I want? I guess someone I really vibe with. Good sense of humor. Intelligence. Compassion. Similar values. I’m pretty left leaning and progressive. I’m not religious. I could make a long list, but I find that meeting every criteria isn’t a guarantee of compatibility. No kids is a must. Single only. Don’t waste my time if you’re married or have kids.

I’m white, a bit chubby, red hair, greens eyes, and around 5’4”. Up to exchanging pictures if we vibe. Please message me privately. I’ll ignore any comments here. Please say something to prove you actually read my post.