32 [F4R] IST / Anywhere || Just watched 'Pulp Fiction' for the first time!

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OnlineShoppingWhore is a female age 32 looking for a redditor

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Since people aren't big fans of long-form posts, here's a list of things about myself, my favourite quotes, and some fun facts!

Just a few things first. Please be 28-40 years old, single (we don't have to be romantic, but I don't enjoy flirting with people in relationships), be comfortable with voice notes, calling and know how to hold a conversation. Write at least a paragraph about yourself and send me a photo! I won't respond otherwise, because what if you're a tree? (I have a profile picture.)

Ants on a log is the only acceptable way to eat celery
Tea > coffee, but iced coffee > tea
I was once a wingwoman for a friend and used the classic, "Have you met Sarah?" She was so annoyed, she stomped on my foot. The guys kept staring at me and I stared back at them and eventually uttered, "I'm so sorry, I'm drunk." They looked at the drink in my hand and it was Fanta.
A colleague once asked me if the Cold War was called so because it was fought during winter and I told her yes and made her believe it
Dolphins use toxic pufferfish to 'get high'
Koalas have fingerprints almost identical to humans
'Age of Empires' is the best historical, real-time strategy video game of the 90s. If you disagree, fight me... in the game.
'Emily in Paris' is the worst show on this planet
"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?"
"When Henry died, Edward became king aged just 9 years old. Edward died aged 15, the youngest anyone had ever died of old age."

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