I’m not sure what I’ve done wrong to deserve this life of solitude. I’m educated, self-sufficient, loyal, supportive, hilarious, but seemingly forgettable. It’s been way too long since I’ve made a genuine human connection. I know it doesn’t help that working from home is wreaking havoc on my social skills and that I’ve given up on dating apps because nobody reads and small talk is draining. I highly doubt the outcome of this will be any different, but someone might surprise me.
My friends are shocked I’m single. Seriously, it’s getting weird. I’m one of the few DC area natives left around here, but I dream about living on a boat in the Caribbean. Other than relaxing at the beach, I’m not very outdoorsy. I’m a curvy girl so I won’t be running a marathon with you. Sorry. I love happy hour cocktails, movie night laughs, and cozy dinner dates all with good company. I’ve never been married, don’t have any kids, but am 100% ready for both.
Just like everyone, I have a few preferences in who I’m looking for. But I’ve always chosen the wrong guy so my preferences haven’t worked out so great. Ideally, please be close to DC (I’m in VA), around 35-45 plus or minus a few years, completely single, emotionally available, intelligent/educated/professional, and sarcastic/charming/witty. I’m starting to find a dad bod and gray hair attractive because I know I’m not getting any younger.
If you made it this far, thanks for reading. Can you save me from my boredom?
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