I’m willing to chat with guys anywhere, but I would prefer someone closer if our situation evolved into the more romantic. I’m over the long distance thing. This will be a bit long, so prepare.

There’s a lot I could say about myself, but I find it rarely encompasses who I really am as a person. I consider myself an intelligent woman with a wicked sense of humor. I’m willing to joke about just about anything, from gross out gags to high brow banter. I tend to come off a bit cold and apathetic, but this is just a defense for how compassionate and sensitive I can be.

I have a Bachelor’s in psychology and currently work with addicts and alcoholics. I have a couple years of absurd and entertaining rehab stories I’d like to share. So I’d need you to be a person up to receiving random messages where I’m venting or cracking up about the insanity I deal with at work. I can be a back to back texter as well.

My hobbies are all over the place as I am severely ADHD. I’ve done stained glass, pixel art, crochet, model building, and water color painting. I’m currently spending most of my time playing some video games, reading, and doing nail art. I’m currently learning ASL.

What do I want? I guess someone I really vibe with. Good sense of humor. Intelligence. Compassion. Similar values. I’m pretty left leaning and progressive. I’m not religious. I could make a long list, but I find that meeting every criteria isn’t a guarantee of compatibility. No kids is a must. Single only. Don’t waste my time if you’re married or have kids.

I’m white, a bit chubby, red hair, greens eyes, and around 5’4”. Up to exchanging pictures if we vibe. Please message me privately. I’ll ignore any comments here.