I will be honest. I'm not 40 yet. But soon. So I will try to slowly adapt to the fact that I will join the Four-Zero-Club this year. Always fooling myself that it's no big deal, but let's be honest: it somehow is. If your're lucky, it's your halftime. I think I am reaching that age where everything I think happened 3 years ago, actually happened in 2003. I still believe that there are "real adults" and "those who are like me". Anyway, it's about damn time that me and my forever-buddy finally meet!

Are there still any decent, genuine guys out there? Someone who treats a woman online just like he would treat her in real life (you got it: decent)? I won't help you polishing your crown jewels, at least not from afar, so please be a gentleman. I would love to get to know someone and then see where it goes. Someone who feels like home and an adventure all at once.

You should love big bu... errr books, but if you don't, that's okay too. Then you should be patient while I disappear in bookshops. Reading books and buying them are two different hobbies, good thing I love both. You should also be very enthusiastic about my cooking skills and you should at least own one pair of swimshorts (if you're afraid to be seen at the beach with a voluptuous blonde ... well, then I guess you should stop reading this post now). My toxic trait is that once I travel somewhere, I want to quit my job. I love watching movies and series - before we spend an hour debating on which movie to choose, let's just watch whatever we want ... separately. (I'm a big fan of "me time" ... but then again, I can be VERY affectionate and now I wonder if that is a toxic trait on its own?)

I'm an introvert but I can fake it like a pro. I despise most of the people and maybe you're just the same but you shouldn't despise ... well, me. If you've made it this far, I suppose you're somehow hooked ... so I suggest you send me a message and tell me a bit about yourself!

P.S.: Please be single and at least 35 ...