SADDER DAY
Hi there! Hopefully your day/night is going well. I'm not exactly sure where to begin with all of this but here we are. This year has been all over the place and its only January.
How about a little about me? Time to slap a bow on my ass and put a FOR SALE sign on my forehead. I gotta chalk myself up. This always feels like a damn job interview.
*What can I say about myself? Blind people say I'm handsome and deaf people love hearing me speak. Where do I see myself in 5 years? I'd say my biggest weakness is paying attention.
Some actual bits about myself: - I'm an illustrator among other things. - My favorite foods are pizza and burritos. - I'm on the quest for the perfect chocolate chip cookie - I have a dad on vacation bod. Sure, that's just a fun way to say husky. Not the dog. The chub. Chubsky - I enjoy baking cookies. I've been told I make good peanut butter cookies but hey, I'm up for baking whatever.
I'm tired of wasting my best jokes on myself. I talked to myself the other day and we decided that it was a good idea to try and get back out there.
Oh and if you're just passing by, What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Have a great day!
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