Brownie (!) points if you can guess where that line is from without Gewgling.

I'm looking for a connection to banter and crack excellent jokes with. Bantz are important, so please only message if you can banter like hell. I won't entertain a one line opener. If you send me a message and I don't respond, it's either because you've told me nothing about yourself and just a, "Hi, wanna chat?" or because you've sent me walls of copypasta text that tells me you haven't even read my post. The third reason could be alien abduction.

Currently watching 'Alice in Borderland' and it's so good! After 'Squid Game', I'd been looking for a similar show and this one hit the spot! Netflix says another season of 'Squid Game' is coming, but it might be out in 3035, who knows? 'The IT Crowd', 'The Office', 'Flowers', 'Derry Girls', 'Kingdom', and 'Crash Landing on You' are some of my other favourite shows.

As someone who studied Romantic Literature, William Wordsworth is my favourite poet. Love Keats, Georgette Heyer, Emily Dickinson, Samuel Beckett, Victor Hugo, and Guy de Maupassant equally though. I write poems and short stories when the muses are kind enough to inspire me. Other times I open a word document and spend an hour changing the font style of the title.

Please:

• Be in the age range of 28-40.
• Send a photo or two of yourself so I know I'm not talking to a tree. I have a profile picture if you want to cheggit.
• Be comfortable sending voice notes / calls. Texting all the time is about as fun as getting stuck in the elevator with Helen from the 1st floor.
• Know how to hold a conversation (I can't keep responding to 'Sup' or 'Got milk?' beyond a certain point!).
• Write a witty paragraph of a decent length about yourself including your age, location and your favourite breakfast? Again, won't respond to just a line saying, "Hi! I'm 33 and love Red Bull. Wanna chat?".
• Be single (We don't need to be romantic, but I'm not comfortable talking to people in relationships).
• Dislike pineapple on pizza with a fervour (don't come at me).
• Send a chat request since I've disabled PMs.

Let's talk already! See ya later, alligator.