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I didn’t get the boy for Christmas, but I did get two new bathing suits and unlimited drinks at the beach for New Year’s. That’s definitely a trade up, right?
But while the bathing suits look nice, I still kinda want that new guy coming into the new year. So I guess one of my resolutions in 2023 is to meet you.
Ideally you’re a cool guy and there’ll be some spark between us. I’m looking for someone around my age/in their thirties, single, with a fun personality and able to hold his end of a conversation. Pretty smiles get you extra points. Half-assed messages disqualify you automatically.
I might be your new favorite stranger if you:
- can handle feisty, witty and flirty;
- think pineapple has NO business on pizza;
- find it cute (and not at all annoying) that I ask you to watch hockey with me (LGR!);
- always wanted someone to teach you how to dance;
- are not above drinking games and taking shots;
- enjoy late nights talking about everything and anything.
Slide into my DMs and shoot your shot! Make sure to include your name, age, what you look like, and just for good measure - let me know your favorite drink. That’s how I’ll know you read this whole thing and are interested for sure. :)
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