UPDATE: I PASSED!!

Hello all

First timer/Avid smoker here, so I absolutely panicked when I filled out a job application that gave me 48 hours to take a drug test. I went down a rabbit hole of options, bought supplements, and even reached out to a bunch of friends. When one of them suggested to just use Quickfix. I was skeptical at first, because I never heard of it but after finding this subreddit and watching a ton of YouTube videos I ultimately decided to give it a shot. So I went to my local smoke shop, found it in the back and bought the quickfix plus package. And I went to CVS to buy a digital thermometer (just to be safe).

I set up my drug test to be at Concentra (Urgent Care). So now I have the product, opened to verify it still watching videos/reading subreddit threads to make sure I’m doing this right. So I follow the instructions, but the bottle is super hot after I take it from the microwave it’s at about 109. So I let it cool down, and get dressed up to go the clinic. I put on two pairs of underwear, and khakis pants (I got the clothes options from here) and prepared to head off. At the same time, I am chugging water so when I do go back there I actually have to pee. Once the bottle got to 100, I saw the green dot, placed the heating pad on, put it in my crouch and then left my home. I brought the thermometer with me of course. Still feeling nervous as ever.

I stopped downstairs to print out my paperwork for drug screening, which took all of 15-20 minutes, and then headed to my car. Me being as paranoid as I am, once I got in my car I took the bottle out of my crouch to take the temperature. It was still pretty hot, almost too hot so took the heating pad off. When I took off the heating it flew off somewhere in my car. Not like high in the air but just kind of got out of my site in the process of taking the temperature. And once I started to look for it, I absolutely CANNOT find it. I immediately start panicking, and avidly searching every part of my car. Frantically under every seat and everywhere you can think of. I did this for an about 20 minutes, still leaving the bottle out in the cup holder. I am literally a nervous wreck looking through my car for this heat pack.

I check the temperature of my bottle and it has dropped to about 92.1 degrees, which makes me panic even more before I thought 96-99 was the based place to be at (according to this subreddit group). I absolutely cannot find the heating, and then I get this overwhelming need to pee, from the water earlier. So as all this is happening at once, O decided to put the bottle in my crouch as I continued to look because of what I saw on here about body heat!! So another 15 minutes go by, I have the bottle tucked, and still having to pee. I say fuck it, and head to the clinic. I put turned my heated seats up and took the 10 minute drive to the clinic.

I finally arrive, after check in, and I wait for my name to be called legs crossed in this cold waiting room. There are only two people waiting me, and another person. Yet, 40 minutes has gone by, keep in mind my need to pee has sky rocketed. I am doing my best to appear normal but my stomach it killing me because of the pee and I’m nervous as hell. I literally started pacing (stupid I know), I then went to the front desk told the nurse that I can’t hold it anymore. Ironically a few minutes later, they call me back, the nurse gives me the run down, has me empty my pockets, and I run to the bathroom.

I’ll be honest, I almost exploded as I got pee almost everywhere but the toilet (embarrassing I’m well aware.) Once I get finished, I clean up the toilet, and flush with the paper towel down in there. I pour the stuff in cup, and come out as cool as I can. I apologized for flushing, she said it was okay (the quick fix is bright yellow and my pee was basically water) so I’m glad I’m did it. I washed my hands and she has me initial my cup. She didn’t even CHECK the temperature. She then gave me other papers to sign and put it in the E cup reader, and it started to malfunction.

My heart dropped, she put it into another one, after some time, the machine worked it and the computer it was linked too said “the results are in.” I didn’t want to seem suspicious, so I hurried up and left without asking about. So that’s my story. I really need this job.

I WILL KEEP YOU ALL UPDATED ON THE RESULTS FINGERS CROSSED!!!