Kermit and Ms Piggy walk into a bank late one afternoon, looking to take out a loan for a new pad. They approach a young loan officer by the name of Ms Whack.

"Good afternoon, Ms Whack," Kermit says.

"Please, call me Patty. What can I help you with today?"

"Well Patty," Ms Piggy replies, "We'd like to take out a loan today."

Patty grins and escorts them to her desk, "I'd be glad to help. What kind of collateral do you have?"

"Well," Kermit replies, "We only have this antique thimble I've had since I was a little tadpole."

Patty looked at the thimble but wasn't sure what to make of it. "Well, I'm sort of new here and I'm not sure we can accept that. Let me ask my boss, Mr Magoo."

She called over Mr Magoo who seemed rather impatient. "Sir, I know it's late in the day, but these individuals would like to take out a loan. All they have as collateral, though, is this antique thimble. What should I do?"

Mr Magoo turned to her and replied, "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack, Give the frog a loan. This old man is going home."