I'm not new to ketamine. I've had many an experience; some wondoorous, frightful, majestic, intergalactic, paranoid, hellish, blissful, mystical.

One of the weirdest features I've experienced is its ability to make me anthropomorphize every inanimate object in my environment. Suddenly the lamp and fan I have plugged are alive. They have opinions. Bathroom taps/sink/toilet become enlivened with essence and they have character and personality. Ornaments or furniture develop facial features and they may sneer, snigger or otherwise collaborate with other inanimate objects. They can be whimsical and other times seem to possess accents from around the UK or beyond. Recently, heavt Scottish accents and I'm not sure why.

This makes taking a piss difficult. I am not joking when I say I lift the toilet lid up to take a leak and I am taking a leak into the mouth of a sentient being because of the now humanoid essence that has arisen within the toilet. It's fine, the toilet accepts it, but I have to remind myself that this is what's toilets are for, to be pissed in, so I don't feel bad or guilty about committing such an act.

You are a strange fellow traveller ketamine and I look forward to hearing more about your adventures soon.

Anyone else know what I'm talking about?