This script was written by me based on a suggestion from u/PhoenixBratKat. Credit goes to her for the initial idea.

SYNOPSIS: A high school graduate living with her parents (the speaker) has been spending time playing video games at her neighbor’s house (the listener) to avoid being home. Unfortunately, she is very unstable, and prone to … obsession. She’s also a self-professed expert in the KonMarie Method, a system of tidying and organization. Unfortunately, instead of being an expert, she’s really a psychopath. She offers to help her neighbor “tidy up” his apartment, but she really means his girlfriend. She drugs him with some cookies and uses a photo of his girlfriend to ask if she “sparks joy” for him, while at the same time using some pretty “unorthodox methods” to make the argument that he belongs with her instead. In the end, our heroine goes completely off the deep end. She decides she’s going to help him get rid of his old girlfriend, and she’s sure they’ll be engaged as soon as her parents find out she’s pregnant. And they lived happily ever after… except… not really. WARNING: This is a DARK story about a particularly psychotic girl who has an extremely twisted interpretation of an otherwise perfectly wonderful organization and tidying method. She is NOT stable, and in the end, she ruins lives, including her own. Be careful going in, and mind the tags.

NOTE: While there is a POSSIBLE hint that an act of violence MAY take place after the events of this story, no such act takes place during the audio itself.

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Okay, so here, look at your girlfriend.

Remember how I asked you if she sparked joy? That’s really the only question that’s important.

And I can’t help but notice that when you look at your girlfriend’s picture, you don’t really get excited.

Like, your cock is just sitting there… limp in your pants.

I mean, I can check it with my hand. It’s not hard, right?

See? I mean it’s barely awake.

Ok, but how about this. I’m gonna stand up on the couch… and put my feet on either side of you… and get close, like this so you can see under my skirt.

Can you see my pussy?

Can you smell it?

It’s really wet. You know why?

It’s because you spark joy in MY heart. [giggle]

And now, let’s check your cock, okay?

[excited] See? It’s getting hard! I KNEW it!

I spark joy for you!

You want me!

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The Important Stuff: This was created by an adult, for adults. It is a story of FANTASY with FICTIONAL characters who are over the age of 18. This is not descriptive or prescriptive of real life interactions. Script is Copyright 2020 by Princess_April.

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