Coming soon - Get a detailed view of why an account is flagged as spam!
view details
1
[TRADE] Fresh lobsters out, fresh oil in
Author Summary
TheHolyRomanEmperor is in Trade
Post Body

Recently, King Vincent Mahonic has received a telegram from CEO Gil Wilkinson, who runs a corporate state on the west coast. The telegram states that Mr. Wilkinson has begun to host massive banquets, and for said massive banquets, he needs massive amounts of lobsters (considering that the few amount of lobsters species in the pacific have died out) for his guests. It is legend throughout the continent that the best lobsters in the world are caught by Yankees, specifically Mainelanders- and right this legend was, It has been tradition for Mainelanders to be the greatest lobster fishers in America. Thus, a 5 year trade deal has begun with the Kingdom of Maineland and Wilkinson; 3 boat full of lobsters when the convoy arrives every 3 months to Wilkinson, for 105 million dollars to Maineland.

[M: That's 70 food for $105,000,000.00.]

After receiving the $105 million, Vincent Mahonic turned right around and sent a letter to Texan oil barons- stating that he would request their best oil for said $105 million- a trade deal lasting 5 years, as long as the Wilkinson's deal lasted. The Texans accepted, and the Mainelanders would now be receiving large amounts of oil monthly.

[M: That's 21 fuel for $105,000,000.]

EDIT: Recent tax changes has allowed the kingdom to trade Texas for more oil; same amount, 21 more fuel for $105,000,000 more money.

ABSTRACT

Author
Account Strength
100%
Account Age
9 years
Verified Email
Yes
Verified Flair
No
Total Karma
5,916
Link Karma
1,379
Comment Karma
4,537
Profile updated: 3 days ago
Posts updated: 7 months ago
The State of Utah

Subreddit

Post Details

Location
We try to extract some basic information from the post title. This is not always successful or accurate, please use your best judgement and compare these values to the post title and body for confirmation.
Posted
7 years ago