“For true Irish Socialism to be realized, there must be a common connection between the idea, the ideology, and the people. Only in the attainment of that trinity will the obligation to having a class-based, hierarchical society dissolve.”

— Excerpt from Comrade Lynn’s ‘Quotations of Irish Communality’

Thousands cluttered the main boulevards of Dublin as Comrade Lynn’s motorcade made a slow, decadent promenade. The revolutionary stood with a smile from his glimmering, pitch-black Fiat graciously gifted to him by a southern Italian statesman just weeks prior. It had taken little time to swell the small, charismatic fervor of the Irish people into a nation-wide parade of shining harvest numbers and massively increased production triumphs. The Irish economy, though not nearly as wicked as that of the former Union’s numbers, which utilized exploitative and inimical methods for capital accumulation, could certainly stand their own on the national stage. As months had progressed, thousands of communal farms reported record-breaking growth, and it was certain that the growing production of gas-powered sowing and harvesting equipment would further elevate the agricultural field of Ireland’s bright markets.

The new velvet banner of the Irish fluttered gracefully from every apartment window of every city of Ireland, all celebrating the ascension of wise socialist philosopher and political mastermind, Garvey Lynn, who would save the infant republic from foreign tampering and domestic corruption, and who would bring Europe into a new era of socialist thought.