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Couldn't make this Portlandia experience up
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I've lived in Portland for a decade, but today I had the most Portland experience yet. Took my 4 year old daughter to her new dance class. We arrive late and yet there's no dancing going on. The kids are sitting in a circle with the teacher talking about dancing. This continues for 15 minutes. They start stretching. My daughter makes a comment about stretching like a mermaid. The teacher corrects her, says it's more respectful to say merperson, she shouldn't gender a made up fairy tale. Half way through there's finally some movement and yet no music. Kids are supposed to dance what they're hearing inside their bodies?! This Portlandia episode finally comes to an end and my daughter asks if we're going to a real dance class next time. Would love recommendations on the opposite of whatever that was.

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That’s some shit you’d make up as a joke cause of how ridiculous it is

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You could honestly make a sketch comedy show with just skits taking place in Portland, wonder if anyone has thought about doing that yet

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