Hello and thank you for your interest! I would love to brighten your day however I can. I love to share the good things in life whenever i can get my hands on them. I have a condo to myself with a lovely view and would enjoy nothing more than cooking for you before watching a bad movie to laugh at it- but this offer is only valid if you’re willing and able to laugh at my jokes. An attendant will explain the laughing at my jokes procedure and verbally confirm you are willing and able beforehand

I have been buying gift-shop tumbled stones and cracking geodes, and giving one to anyone who visits me so I can at least guarantee a cool rock if not a pleasant evening.

I like to play pinball lately, and am having fun in skee-ball league. These games get me out of the house and give me the opportunity to turn off my dumb brain and operate on brain stem only for a little while. I work out daily and have been keeping up with my New Year’s resolution to draw every day. I work as a software developer for an auto insurance provider you’ve definitely heard of.

I have a lot of trouble flirting- autism, you know. Can’t seem to find my footing, whenever I try and put a confident foot forward it just goes through the floor. Consequently I just… don’t put my feet forward anymore. I need someone who’s more patient and forgiving than most, willing to tolerate a man that doesn’t fit traditional masculine stereotypes. I know that narrows the field quite a lot but these are my needs.

That said, I am still gonna try here, just a little. You do not have to interact with me in this capacity, I am perfectly happy to just have a fun time with no pressure. I’m more lonely than horny.

I am getting a vasectomy this month and am very eager to please. I love to share, it makes me very happy when I can tell you’re having a good time. I’ve had a few FWB in my time and have kept them satisfied.

Thank you for reading this far and here is what I look like: https://imgur.com/a/4FVrrmM

(Also I only cook vegetarian/vegan and I am sneaking that fact in at the end. We can get takeout instead if that’s a big deal)

Good luck in the new year and I sincerely hope that you get what you need out of 2025 and this subreddit