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PSA: Bike Booty
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Check your spandex before you ride!

That stuff wears out and becomes see-through from the back. Then we can see your butt crack! (And additional details let’s not get into right now…)

Use the Buddy system on this one - you won’t be able to tell the integrity of your shorts unless you bend over in full daylight.

Save lives: Crack riding is a dangerous distraction!

EDIT: I thought I was posting a PSA on wardrobe malfunction - not body shaming. Interesting take on it.

The difference between riding naked or riding with sneaky blown-out shorts is choice. If you don’t know you are doing it, it wasn’t your intention.

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