Brentwood Darlington Fractious-Feathered-Friend

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Brentwood-Darling, so that chick you hatched this winter turned out to be male. And now you have an adolescent rooster roommate. It’s cute, I know. Little guy. He only crows a little bit.

Until you LEAVE FOR WORK. THEN HE CROWS ALL DAY. He has pipes that would impress Mariah Carey, and stamina to match Eddie Izard.

I know, I know. No one wants to eat their pet. Or “take him to a farm in the country.” But there are newborns trying to sleep, and innocent contractors working from home in the Greater Metro Area.

Do the right thing neighbor. We are all rooting for you in this.

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