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On the way home, I thought of a cinematic script for a duel between Germany and Nazi Germany, inspired by this legendary series. Sadly, I cannot draw this because it would require very dramatic drawings with flashbacks and stuff. But I'll leave the script here, in case anybody is interested.
[It's dark and late in the night. Germany is sitting alone in his house, cutting potatoes for the next day. There is a knock on the door. Germany opens it. There stands NAZI GERMANY.]
Germany: YOU! I have always feared this day would come.
Nazi Germany: It is me, you from the past. Quantum effects have recreated me, here at your doorstep.
G: You shouldn't have come.
NG: Where should I have gone instead?
G: You should leave now. You know nothing about this world.
NG: What? Don't be stupid, I will lead you to power and to glory again!
G: NEIN. NEVER AGAIN.
NG: [hissing] How can you say that?! What have they done to you?!
G: Let me tell you what happened after we lost the war. After the surrender, you... I... was dead. In this moment, I saw everything with perfect clarity. I saw everything what you, I, had done. All the sorrow, all the death and destruction I had brought over the world, all the innocents that I had killed, all the horrible, perverted crimes I had committed. I realised that I had wasted my life, that I had thrown it away in doing evil. I was despaired, I cried and I begged that this would not be the end, that I would get another chance to right my wrongs. Then I woke up again.
I wasn't a country anymore, only an occupied territory. Everything was destroyed and plundered, Russia had taken my clay in revenge and I was starving. But I didn't give up. And it became better. With some luck, patience and much hard work I came back. After four years, I was a country again... no, I was TWO countries. For four long decades, I was divided. But I overcame that too. It's been seventy years now since your end and I have used my powers only for the good. I am living in peace, progress and prosperity. And NOW you're coming back again, now that I am enjoying the fruits of my labour?!
NG: You fool! You achieved nothing! You are weak and without pride, just a puppet of the capitalists! Your streets are faceless and filled with foreigners, your once proud culture was replaced by decadent degeneracy! Without me, you are nothing!
G: [quiet] I know why you have failed. I know what you have always missed: Love. And now look at me! I AM GERMANY, THE MOST POPULAR COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!
NG: [malicious laugther] You are so naive, me from the future. You know that they don't like you... they only like the money that you give them.
G: THAT! IS! NOT! TRUE!
[They start an epic fight that continues to the kitchen table. They wrestle for the knife until Germany kicks Nazi Germany away and stabs him in the heart.]
NG: [dying] This... this isn't the last you have heard of me. I will return again.
G: And I will fight you again.
[Nazi Germany dies.]
Poland: [enters in her nightgown] Niemcy... I heard this noise... is everything alright? Did something happen?
Germany: It's nothing, Polen... nothing.
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