r/PointlessStories

Didn't know how to fix it :star: Editors' Choice Windshield wiper rhythmist Didn't talk to man on train Had Arabic dairy mishap Lost half an eyebrow in freak accident Dunce Master Genius programmer NEW DRIVER ON BOARD Ruler of his own kingdom Got rained on Had a headache Stayed up late Had the most amazing drink Waiting for Pink Floyds next album Got here randomly Especially special README Marriage fine; daughter questionable Begrudgingly & vaguely associated with his barber now Wow, that’s a lot of karmas Watch out, we got a badass over here Drank the sus beer