He was probably one of the cutest people I’ve ever seen. Great smile, too. We started talking about our personal lives and I’m thinking I’m really making a connection. I think, wow, I’m going to ask for his number after this. He takes pictures of my teeth and exits the room, leaving me to ponder my thoughts. He comes back with the images, and enlarges it on this huge screen.

I had eaten Panda Express earlier, and I thought I brushed my teeth well-enough. But I guess I didn’t. On the screen, I thought my teeth looked strange. I asked him what the white circles in the back molars were. He thinks they’re pieces of rice.

The dentist comes later and tells me my teeth are horrible with many cavities. He tells me I need to floss more, so I bought a water flosser. It’s pretty good.