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"Look, they're dating!"
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Boyfriend was spooning a pillow. I yeeted the pillow in jealousy and inserted my rightful self into his arms. Then, to ensure proper cuddling, I took off my glasses and his glasses and placed them next to us on the bed. Boyfriend proceeded to scoot my glasses closer to his and said, "Look, they're dating!"

I absolutely died.

A few hours later, he was gaming on his computer. He was wearing his glasses and I was wearing mine. So, I walked up to him and gently tapped our glasses together, "Now our glasses have kissed".

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