I got my first dog almost a year ago. I finally bought a house with a yard and had wanted a dog for a long time. Not gonna lie, the first few months were rough dealing with a crazy ass puppy peeing and shitting inside, always trying to play and chewing up things, tearing up my yard and just generally being a terrorist. She just turned a year and has finally settled down quite a bit.

I'm not the best looking or most charming guy but a ton of options have opened up in the past year and I think it's probably partly due to having a dog. This must be what it's like to be an attractive woman - everywhere I go with the dog people are more friendly to me and want to talk. This has resulted in a lot more women in my life. I didn't do horrible with women before but it's nice having more options all because my friendly ass dog that's better at making friends than I am. Anyways thanks for reading my pointless story.