I lied.

At first I was going to make this a "Hey, come on in and comment to get flair!" thread, but that's quite exclusionary. Then I thought about making this a "woo-hoo" NEW YEAR thread, but given my timezone most of the world has already begun the new year.

Then I got this brilliant idea: just start typing, and trust that I'll nail it.

How're you feeling about 2022? Are you...

Eager to begin a new year, looking forward to starting fresh after 2021?

Coming into the new year refreshed and ready for more?

Confused how it can be 2022 when 2021 only started like a month ago?

If you're any of those, get in the comments! Talk about it.

If you're none of those, get in the comments! Tell me all about how I'm bad at being inclusive, or talk about something else to show that I'm not the boss of you.

If you don't want to get in the comments, then I suppose our interaction is over and I hope you have a good day. My username isn't a dull and overdone hilarious and clever one like "PM_UR_4K_PIC_OF_A_WALL", so don't go in there.

Oh, and of course I need to acknowledge that this is blatant mod abuse, and I'm drunk on power. Ha ha ha, no one can stop me, etc etc.

TL;DR, here's to 2022, pointless storytellers! May it be generally unremarkable and pointless.