An unintended session started with a bowl. Bills are paid for the month so I’m taking a couple days off. Showered, got the nuts and ass shaved, so a booty bump was only necessary. Put my white gstring on and held the syringe in my ass using the bottom of the pouch. Adjusted the lights, mirrors, porn on 3 screens and heavily applied coconut oil all over. Got the gstring heavily oiled so it’s pretty much transparent. Opened the blinds and started with the dumbbells and push-ups. Put on a workout wife beater and decided it needed to be more low cut to accentuate my chest and…sure enough, much better. Another bowl and switched the syringe for my small 7” dildo, but the gstring can’t hold the weight… so cut a hole in the bottom front just big enough to pull my package through. Still wasn’t enough to keep the dildo in place so cut a hole in the bottle back of gstring bit enough to get the dildo suction cup through. Wife beater is really fucking right now and that dildo may never come out! Went to sit at my desk to choose more Big Dick Compilation porn and HOLY FUCK…. That Fuck in dildo hurt!! Might have scared the dolphins 2000 miles away with my yelp!