We're all here for the same reason, so we can skip the formalities. To everyone in general, can you PLEASE more clear in the titles of your threads? If you're in Chicago and want someone to blow a boof up your ass, say you're in Chicago looking for someone to blow a boof up your ass. If you're just looking to chat, cam, let us know. I get it, it's not always black and white, just do it when you can.

Lurkers, hey, what's up? We all know you're there. I get it (I"m saying that alot), that's me too. I'm not always comfortable putting myself out there in every day life, and I'm not really comfortable doing this right now. But if everyone just lurks, we're just wading through a bunch of escorts, content providers, cam girls, and scammers, all interacting with dudes that are high out of their mind with their dick in their hand (no judgement, fellas, just the truth) that somehow don't realize that their not going to get anywhere. More on that later.

So whatever, I'm 45, I'm in L.A. I have a job and responsibilities, I like doing dirty shit, probably the same exact shit that you think about on this stuff. I'm primarily interested in women and couples , as that is my preference and there's 10,000 of the rest of ya. So you can message me, but it'd better be something worth responding to. It's a relatively low bar and people somehow keep slamming the middle of their face into it. I'm sorry it's non stop for you ladies. I try not to participate, but I also want to talk to you. Give us a few hints who you are so we know even what to say to you. The range of what is acceptable and almost demanded is so fuckin broad, it's bigger than the grin on a tweakers face that found a hidden stash. Speaking of that, is there such thing as a casual user? No judgement, but it seems like just about everyone on here is a daily or often user. Simply curiosity.

To the one person I've met from here, I see you. You're welcome for not making it more awkward than it was (which was all me)

Sex workers, escorts, content providers, cam girls, this parts for you. First off, fuck the scammers, they exist, we know it, it's not like telling them to leave is going to do anything. Cost of doing business I guess. The rest of you, I respect you, I respect your work, I respect sex work. Your time is valuable, and whether you are enjoying the experience or not, you are choosing to be with this person. I get it, and fuckin god bless. I'm not broke and I understand the world. But can you please work with us here, can we have a clue of what your intentions/needs/whatever are? I'm not saying put it all out there, but the only people that are deceived are either too dumb to make it matter, or haven't been here for more than... I'd say an hour, but I don't want to insult that many people. We'll say a couple of days. When all we see are dicks and people misrepresenting themselves, there's not a lot of reason to be here.

Guys. C'mon, man. Do better. May I provide a little tough love from someone that has learned a lot of lessons the hard way, but I learned them. To those of you this doesn't apply to, you're around and acknowledged, you're good. I get it, you see a woman, and all the sudden your lil dick feels little something. Oooooh, she's near me, that's a raging boner, let me show it to her! Stop it. Yes, there are women here, they exist. But they have to deal with all of you. A lot of them probably wouldn't mind seeing some cock in the right circumstance, but like a couple of brain cells for some sort of acknowledgment of humanness? Can we do that? Yeah? Ok, thank you. And stop fucking messaging all the sellers and cam girls as if they're here to fuck you. They might, but you have to pay them and be chill. That's how the world works. If you find the exception, good on ya, props to you! You broke the code.

Here's how 95% of posts coming from women here are going to go. She's going to talk to you as if (maybe she is?) she's high and horny and wants to chat. Eventually you'll get asked to join snapchat or kik or something where will be a premium, or photos, or facetimes or something. I don''t know really how it goes from there, II've never done it. I don't need to for it to be glaringly obvious what's going on. This only applies to the ones that are doing that, but they're super fuckin obvious. I know you just thought to yourself, oh, that's not me, I can tell. No, no you can't. I dunno, maybe the ones who really can't also can't get to the bottom of this. I'd bet that's true.

Let's see how this goes.