This post here is for those in Houston and surrounding areas. For men only. Caucasian specifically. Hairy preferably. And most of all, it’s for those that aren’t used to doing this, haven’t hooked up and gotten laid or partied (or both) in a long time, the shy ones, the introverts, weirdos, nerds, insecure, and those who do not have perfect “model” bodies. It’s also for those who are not pushy, rude, mean, extreme, demanding, impatient, etc.

I know this is probably like finding a needle in a haystack but I thought I’d give Reddit my last attempt in trying to hook up with someone online as I have no luck anywhere else.

The basics are that I’m a 41 year old masculine stocky Latino covered in tattoos in the cypress area. I’m hairy but stay shaved except for my legs and ass. I used to be a bad motherfucker believe it or not. Honestly, I still think I am but others not so much these days. Seems as though since I’ve gotten past my mid 30s, a lot changed for me with sex and attracting others. Yeah I’ve put on a lot of weight. Yeah, I stopped working out. Yeah I’ve been using for 25 years. Yeah I’ve lost most of the hair on top of my head. And yeah, my dick already was a bit smaller than average to begin with. Now I have ed which I’m not on meds for and the partying makes it worse. Sometimes pathetic honestly. Especially if I’m nervous. Is anybody even going to read all this? Gosh, I hope no one I know. So yeah, it really helps if I’m playing with someone I’m comfortable with and who isn’t a size queen and sort of on the same level as me as far as what I like to do in bed.

With that said, these are my only requirements. You be: Caucasian, not feminine or queeny and between 19–55. Hairy is a plus. And of course, compatible. I’m not the guy with a collection of dildos and a leather sex swing in the living room, thinks running around, techno music playing and into fisting, groups and getting pissed on.

I’m sort of vanilla. I haven’t even really had sex in over a year dealing with a break up. I mainly just like to mutually jack off, watch, be watched, frot (when I can), and I’m open to oral either way and anal (you top) but neither are requirements. I’d love to top but it just ain’t happening these days with the ed so if that’s a must for you, sorry. Dont wanna disappoint you. I have some tight ass hole though and give great head. I am looking to host and I live with family but have the whole upstairs to myself and it’s nice and you’ll like the environment and no one will bother us unless we’re just yelling extremely loud. I’ve got TVs, a laptop and internet for porn. Maybe one condom. lol and that’s it. No lube even. So you’d need to bring some. I have a shower, food, water and PnP supplies which I will provide free of course.

I’m not into the typical gay dudes that are into this scene. You know, the bathhouse types that are really stuck up and superficial. Never have been into the gay comminity or these types. I’m more into guys not into the “gay scene” or “gay speed scene”. Not saying I wouldnt be or that I have anything against them as I know many of them. I just don’t Interact sexually with them usually. It just doesn’t usually happen. I hook up more in bookstores or with straight/bi/curios guys most of the time. I don’t do Grindr or bathhouses. I’m more Craigslist (before it ended) and rest stops.

I am looking to host now or whenever so if this post seems like it might pertain to you, hit me up. I’m shy at first. Sometimes a little paranoid. But I’m a nice guy. Too nice actually. And I’m just looking for someone to cum with that isn’t expecting everything to be so plastic and perfected fine to detail. I like a missing tooth, a little body Oder, or a bald head/hairy guy. I dont care about weight either or dick size. Never have. I like all types of sizes.