As the smoke cleared for the last time, it became clear that the smoke emissions had completely been from /u/redpoemage's gun. "3 for 3", he said, blowing out the smoke. The mafia slew the town with ease, setting them up to...wait, what is that? A bomb? A nuclear bomb?

Yup. The town was destroyed, along with everyone in it. Upon death, the mafia noticed the spirits of the town floating in the air. "We win", the mafia touted as they stuck out their spirit tongues towards the town. The town stuck their tongues out at the mafia. Eventually, this escalated to arm wrestling, then spirit stick pulls, then tag, then reconciliation, then all-out war with spirit bazookas. They learned that spirits respawn. This frustrated some of them, as they just wanted to get on with their deaths already and move on to the other side.

And the war continued for many years...until...

Well, we'll leave that for another time.

The Mafia win!