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I just licked up a strangers pee off the ground
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I was at the dollar general when I saw a couple walking back to their truck, a lady in a black dress and her husband in similar clothes. Must have been from the same company because they had the same symbol. The man forgot something and went back inside, and I watched the woman walk to the side of the building, she thought I didn't see her and she pulled down her panties and peed on the sidewalk. I don't know what came over me, or why I found it arousing but when they left, I went over making sure no one saw me and licked the ground up, it was so bitter and it smelled sweet. I went into the bathroom and jerked off, licking my fingers and smelling them. Now I can't stop thinking about her.....I drove home smelling my fingers where they were in the puddle. I tried to get a second taste but the sun had dried it by the time I got back outside.

TLDR: I licked a married strangers piss off the sidewalk in broad daylight

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