Okay, once again I had to delete an account a while ago and I'm back with a new one. The story a few posts down about the Gatorade bottle at work? That's me.

Anyways, I was just in the bathroom at work, pissing in the urinal and the urge hit me. I reached down and put my fingers in the flow, then licked them clean. That wasn't enough, so I cupped my hand and gathered as much as I could and slurped it up, handful after handful.

It was exhilarating, knowing that anyone could walk in. After about the handfuls I was tapped out. I licked my fingers clean, wiped off my beard and licked that up. I then noticed I'd dripped a fair amount on the lip of the urinal.... But no, couldn't clean that up as someone came in. Next time!

Now I'm drinking as much water as I can, I'm planning on going to the men's room on the way out of the office and filling a large cup from the drive home.