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28 [F4M] smoke and cuddle? I can be the big spoon 🤗
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paradoxxxy is a female age 28 looking for a male in Phoenix, AZ
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6'1 so yeah unless you're just a giant I can totally be your big spoon lol

Hello! I'm fairly normal for being on reddit as much as I am, and I just look scary (tall, buzzed hair, wear black). I'm such a softy I swear, it's like if Furiousa loved cats and decorated with rainbows and was also a huge nerd. So if that seems like someone you'd like, let's chat!

(Except please don't actually chat, just message me because I use the reddit is fun app)

I just want a good, long nap after getting properly stoned. Maybe I bring you some snacks and we watch a movie or just hang out and talk about life, the universe, nerdy shit first but ultimately? My plan is to get you in bed, arms wrapped around me, having some snuggles and time to just be, to relax and breathe and not worry about things for a little chunk of time. It would be amazing to feel just a bit of that warmth, comfort and connection right now.

I'm just tired of having to like, meet people and date and have sex and THEN finally get a cuddle. Would it be so bad to just have meet and cuddle go first, then decide on the whole dating and sex thing? Is that crazy, am I just some kind of wild person for thinking that maybe this could be nice?

Whatever you're like, I'm excited to find out!!! I'm hoping for someone who lands solidly on the left though, or you're not gonna like me very much and if you're a kind, gentle person who can lean into the whole no bullshit thing we're good to go 👌

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a female
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28
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a male
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1 year ago