I had coffee with a delightful woman the other day, and she bemoaned how difficult it was to find someone that wasn't on drugs, wasn't broke-ass, had a reasonable sex drive, took care of themselves, was in the right age bracket, was actually local and not on another continent, and on and on and on.

Some women, I assume, just give up: the enshittification of everything, including trying to find a partner.

So, if you're a) looking, b) want someone who's on hard drugs, c) can pass an STD test without studying, and d through h or i or something like that include being employed, being reasonably sane, mostly literate, and uses the Oxford comma- drop me a line. Let's chat. Maybe it'll go somewhere, maybe not, I'm more interested in meeting the women that are seeking that kind of a guy- maybe even the kind of woman who asks themselves if someone even mentioning hard drugs is the kind of person they want to avoid, because why even?

That's the kind of person who should message me.

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