The Cock Creed (from The Phallic Brotherhood website)

1. I believe in God Lord Priapus, Almighty,
2. Keeper of the Phallus and Holy Sperm in heaven and on earth,
3. And in the power of His High Priests whose Phalluses, Holy Fluids, and Worship Holes are Sanctified through Him.
4. I believe that unfulfilled sexual desire causes hate, anger, greed, evil and spiritual poverty;
5. And that wallowing in these causes crime, violence, war, unhappiness, and disease;
6. And that sex can destroy evil.
7. I believe in the holy Temple of Priapus,
8. The holy worship of the Penis and their erections, Sperm as communion to be shared in Brotherhood in the worship holes of the body. Hail Priapus!