An attempt to be cute:

"Hey, girl. I'm a boy."

Yep, that's the best I have.

ANYWAY

I hope you're at the warmth and comfort of your homes. Safe from the elements and trying to give yourself a good day in spite of it all. I just got home from my stay at a Tagaytay Seminary (For the love of all things good and holy I'm not a seminarian. I only went there as a guest to judge contestants huhu) and is now back in Manila. Thankfully they were not able to take me alive. My previous attempts looking for someone to date didn't work out. For the most part I'm tired of looking for someone but hey, still, here I am. Trying my chances, hoping for the best. Welp, at this point you already know how this goes. We strike a conversation, we stoke its flames to keep it going, and if we click it's gonna keep on burning and if it doesn't, the conversation dies and that's pretty much it. We'd be lucky if we even get to go out on a date.

About me:

• 29
• Manila
• Struggling with Master's Thesis (On leave until the end of this semester)
• Working for the academe (publish or perish)
• INFJ, Virgo-Leo Cusp (If any of it matters)
• 5"6 in height with normal Body Mass Index
• I get uncomfortable when I get bits of my soul seen *hisses at psychology majors*
• Was told to be cute but probably not your type
• Wholesome most of the time*
• I have a dark and very questionable sense of humor and taste for memes.
• I'm a nerd. No, not the Asian cute one. More of the generic academic type of nerd
• Weird. I shout randomly sometimes and poke fun out of things
• I don't drive motorized vehicles. I support green and sustainable modes of transportation.
• I enjoy great and classical works in music, animation, and film
• I can be quite philosophical (I subscribe to Camus sksksks)
• I enjoy a lot of great classics in terms of literature, music, pop culture references
• I do enjoy my fair share of alcohol
• I play some games, too, from time to time
• Sira-ulong naghahanap ng kapwa sira-ulo
• Mostly alive to spite the absurdity of the universe as an act of love and rebellion.

About you:

• If I'm going to be really specific about it
  • Short hair
  • Glasses
  • Down to earth
  • Can mingle with people from all walks of life
  • Academically inclined
  • A nerd, geek, weab, or weirdo
  • On top of the meme game
  • Enjoy childish joys and does not shy from it
  • Absurd sense of humour, can do both kanal and aircon
• Come as you are, I'm open to most people
• If you're gonna claim to be a yapper, please yap
• Is passionate about a hobby or interest
• Has simple joys in life
• Can be dragged for both street foods and fine dining
• Does not require a crane or forklift for conversations