It's my first time here, so please call me out if I miss anything.

I'm 29, and I have never been in a serious relationship, just a handful of flings and dating around. I feel like giving up entirely before I reach 30 since I've found no success in dating apps and meeting people in person, but I thought I could give this a shot.

About me:

• Medium build. I'm not buff or skinny. I have a bit of a gut and noodle arms, but I run everyday and do upper body workout on the weekends so I'm trying to fix that. Nung kumuha ako ng driver's license, they said 5'7" daw height ko, but I don't really know. I never cared about my height.
• Chinito. Ewan. I heard it's a plus for girls, so there you go.
• Night Shift and WFH. Don't worry, I can make time for you tho. My Job's not that stressful!
• No vices. I don't smoke and I only drink on special occasions like Christmas and New Years. I play video games, but only to pass the time. Love Assassin's creed and anything by supergiant games. I loved Dota, but I think I'm falling out of love for it.
• Probinsyano. I live in Batangas and I don't go out a lot, but I'm constantly looking for a reason to leave the house on weekends. I don't have a car tho, so I only leave when I have plans with friends
• I love Art. Paintings, Sculptures, Movies, Music. All of it. I hate know-it-alls who try to gatekeep art. I think art should be appreciated by all.
• Supporter of life. I'm an avid advocate of suicide prevention.
• Low Maintenance. If you're always busy, I might be the guy for you. I'm kinda like a puppy, I'm just happy to see you when I do! Siguro sa first few weeks, I'll be chatting you up a lot to get to know you, but once we're comfy, pwede mo na ako iwan sa isang tabi.
• Love Trying New and Unfamiliar Things. We might have different interests, but don't worry, I'm always happy to try new things, basta passionate ka sa interests mo.
• Future Oriented. I'm not very good at dating games. I'm always planning, so I want someone who is serious about their future. Only dating to marry.
• Dumb AF. I don't have a lot of experience in Dating, so please be direct. I probably won't get your signals.
• Secretly a 5 year old in stilts. I may look tough and serious, but when we're alone together, I will be a big baby that's very clingy and wants constant attention. Touch is also my love language. I may seem cold in our chats or calls, but prepare for unlimited PDA when I see you
• Memes and Dark Humor. I'm pretty ingrained in Internet culture. Feel free to toss in some 9/11 jokes to win me over!
• Red Flags. Being 29, still living at home with my parents to save money kasi WFH naman ako. Wala rin akong car kasi di naman ako madalas lumabas. But like I said, I'm only investing on my future, so I cut corners sa usual na "goals" of people my age. I'd rather keep saving for a house of my own. Don't worry, di naman strict ang parents ko, so we can meet up for hang outs. 'Di sila magiging strict since di pa naman ako nagkaka regla.

About you:

• Clingy. I like a girl who's not afraid to demand attention when she wants it. Like I said above, medyo dense ako when it comes to signals, so I appreciate a girl who can initiate.
• No Kids. Sorry, but I don't think I'm mature enough to handle a relationship with you and your kid.
• Likes trying new things. Like me, I hope you like trying new things. Special thumbs down sa pihikan kumain. If you don't think you'll like it, at least try it once.
• Finishes their food. Speaking of pagkain, I hate people who waste food. Order as much as you want, but you better finish it. The only valid reason to not finish your food is if gusto mo uwian yung aso mo.
• Supportive. Please don't be judgmental about my dreams or interests. If there is something we don't agree with, we can talk about it like adults naman. Except for politics maybe, kasi that affects all of us
• Politics. No BBM/Duterte supporters.
• Age. Preferably younger than 29 sana, pero I don't care too much
• Memes and Dark Humor. Sana we have the same sense of humor.
• Physique. I prefer petite girls, but I don't mind. As long as you're healthy and taking care of yourself, okay na yun.
• Religion. Preferably Catholic. I don't really mind, but my family is very traditional, and I don't think I can switch religions
• NOT A SERIAL KILLER/HOLDUPPER. ABSOLUTE BARE MINIMUM. Hindi pwedeng hindi.

So there you go. Hit me up. Maybe after a few chats or calls, we can meet up?