Hi! Apparently Phr4rFriends is strictly for friends only nalang so I'm posting here! Back again after 1 month (Lord when will it be my turn 😔 HAHAHAHA) (if you've messaged me before feel free to message again to bump, I made the wrong choice HAHAHA)

Like I said before, dating apps aren't what they used to be and I will NEVER EVER EVER join a run club or local gym to meet someone (because like eww wtf let them run/workout in peace)

I'm (STILL) looking for someone that I'd love to cook for while listening to jazz in the kitchen (jazz while cooking iykyk). Someone that compliments my personality while also being their own authentic self (I prefer the 2 people 1 braincell kind of connection where you're both the same level of weird that people would either get disgusted or jealous). Halloween is coming up, so it's a pretty good time to have someone to dress up with.

Open to chatting first and getting to know before meeting (your safety, my priority 😉). I'm not into rushing things, but I'm open to taking things further if the connection is there. (SLOW BURN = HELL YEAH; SLOW BURN pero hanggang chat lang = HELL NAW, bigyan kita pang data kausapin mo si ChatGPT)

Hopefully you are: (don't worry if you don't fit all the descriptions they're just preferences after all, JUST SHOOT YOUR SHOT GIRL, MAMBA MENTALITY 😤)

• Someone who loves life (very cliche I know).
  • Someone that finds joy in the mundane of the day to day
• Someone that can handle intellectual and small talk. Open to having discussions about polarizing topics and having a real stance on it, but also knows how to discuss civilly when we don't see eye to eye (women with opinons = attractive as HELL)
  • Enjoys banter and light bullying, doesn't take everything too serious
  • Has a sense of humor (funny women usually make me fall HARD 😔)
• Has hobbies that they're genuinely interested in and not just because it's "in" or "cool" (let's talk about your hobbies and why you got into them, maybe I end up taking it up as well!!!)
• Has a sense of what they want in life and is actively working towards it (GOAL DIGGERS YES PLS)
• Open to adventures, but also happy to stay inside and have slow days (I like walking around, I hope you do too)
• Well mannered, educated, working professional/studying, cute/attractive
• Superficial requirements:
  • 2/-5 my age (just don't use skibiddi toilet or fanum tax in your vocabulary and we'd be alright)
  • Petite to Curvy
    • I feel like some people think they're fat when they're really not (THE MIRROR PLAYS TRICKS ISTG)
  • I'm really into girl next door types (BINI Aiah kind, WOW GIRL NEXT DOOR DAW TAPOS BINI AIAH GUSTO)
  • Girls with bad eyesight? COUNT ME IN!!! (pls don't be blind, idk how you'll read this if you are)
    • ( if you look like loopy with glasses)
  • A good smile really does it for me (my friends laugh at me but when the eyes also smile dude game over take me home)
  • Don't vape/smoke (I can't be with someone that has to puff their adult pacifier every 5 seconds)
    • Also like don't drink a lot??? (drinking is ok but cool kids drink water 😎)

Me:

• 5'6 (short king), chinito (spy), glasses ASTIG(matism), maputi daw but I see myself as a moreno tho idt I'm that dark to be considered one?
• All eggs into 1 basket kind of guy when talking to someone
  • yes I have made a post before, and yes I talked to many women to screen (hence my new will not entertain list below)
    • Was I surprised by the reception (Yes), Did I enjoy talking to multiple people (No), Did it drain my social battery and compromised potential connections due to my stupid decisions (HELL YEAH), Did I wish I could just find 1 person to constantly talk to (Yes)
• I like to think that I'm a golden retriever, but the tests say that I'm a Labrador retriever. It means that I'll match your energy fr (I'll match that freak 😏)
• Into fitness (I'm about to do another PR testing this week!! Current PRs are still kinda low for my standards, but I'm pretty sure I can lift ya on my shoulders!!!)
  • Don't ask me about my running PR, it's really bad (I hate running so much like why does it suck so much)
• Big 4 alum (TARA GUESS MO SAAN)
• Animal lover that doesn't have his own pet (BOOOO SAD)
  • Will pet strays with 0 self preservation skills
  • I have that dog in me (and the strays can smell it too bc they're all nice)
• Very good listener daw (I like to listen more than talk about myself)
  • I need me a yapper
• In love with Makati CBD (gimme that walkable city and greenery)
• Outgoing and friendly according to ppl from college, and a very social butterfly when I've had a few to drink (I really see myself as shy and introverted, idk where these outgoing and friendly claims are coming from)
  • Gets overstimulated easily and needs to recharge from time to time (yes I am a hermit)
• Had 1 relationship (let's not talk about the failed talking stages, way too many to count, WAG KA NANG DUMAGDAG PLS I WILL CRY)
• Do I know how to drive (Yes), Do I have a car (No), Do I have a license (Yes), Is it active (No), Have I driven a car with my expired license (Yes), Did the passengers enjoy the ride (No) 😐👍🏻 (I'm racist 😎🏎)
  • Ask me why I don't have a car and we'll have a long conversation about public transpo and infrastructure

They say strangers are just friends you haven't met yet so feel free to send me a message! Send me a "🥺" if you've read all this and a real good intro with pic!!

WILL NOT ENTERTAIN IF:

• NO PIC (physical attraction is important in building relationships I think)
• NO EFFORT INTRO (GIRL??? I'm not entertaining a basic ASL with no info. Put some effort girly 😒)
• For the love of all that is Holy if you have a situationship rn DO NOT MESSAGE ME TO GET OVER HIM. I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL MAKE YOU MORE CONFUSED AND SAD THAN YOUR SITUATIONSHIP EVER COULD, DO NOT TRY ME 🫵🏻😐