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The Couch has to be there! I say so!
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This takes place 14 years ago.

Our cat and our newly acquired dog got into a pissing contest on our couch. this caused it to smell to high heaven. There was no saving this couch. We put the dog out in the back yard.

Then we take the couch out the front door to the curb.

We bring the dog back into house.

He looks where the couch WAS! He backs up and takes a flying leap to land on the couch.

Which is outside.

he hits window, slides down and lands in his dog bed. He looks at us completely confused as the couch is gone.

TlDR: Dog Disbelieves couch is gone. Jumps on couch and can't understand why did not land on it!

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