I'm looking for 'fun-sized', 'Vertically Challenged', under 5'4" with ‘uniquely’ distributed proportions. Ample enough assets to push past the standard first 5 letters of the alphabet (F? G? H?!). Mutual attraction is key. I hope to exchange details and SFW pictures relatively early on but I will defer to you on when and how more risqué stuff gets involved.

• Witty, flirty, educated, loves to read, enjoys pets, useless facts and bad jokes!

• Disease, drug and smoke free.

• Takes care of themselves (mentally and physically), enjoys those lazy days in comfy oversized clothes but isn't above spontaneously dressing up and showing off for the right person.

• Understands that being attached and stable doesn't mean the desire for new adventures goes away. We all have our unique reasons for being here - and I do not expect us to irreparably damage our lives for one another. This should be a fun escape for two consenting adults.

• Shares my enthusiasm for the Art of Teasing, flirting, lingerie, oral, enjoys extended sessions of foreplay and wouldn't mind a male partner focusing extra attention on their breasts and nipples.

• Proximity to Western/ Central MD and South/ Central PA region would be nice but I'm perfectly fine with long distance / Online only.

Who am I? Married Father, Mediterranean heritage, 5'8", 165lbs, fit and athletic with nice arms and a runner's butt. Blue eyes, salt and pepper hair with matching beard scruff. Creative, well-read, happily nerdy at times, 9-5 office digs and afternoons with various sports practices. DILF? I'll let you decide! Aside from starting my 'silver-fox' stage early - I don't particularly look or feel 40. Disease, drug and smoke free. Vas-safe - so no potential issues there if things ever progress. I'm attentive, passionate and gentle but am happy to get a little feisty if called for.

If any of the above piques your interest, well - I'd love to chat and learn more about you. No low effort replies please - let me know your favorite cartoon shows!