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35 [M4F] #Mechanicsburg - Geeky Master/Dom seeking his geeky sub puppy
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IfElseThenReturn is a male age 35 looking for a female in Mechanicsburg, PA
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Hello everyone. Pleased to meet you. I'm IfElseThenReturn! Thank you for taking the time to read my ad. So i'm going to try to be concise with this ad, however I do tend to get off topic and start rambling. So allow me to start off by saying that if you enjoy what you have read and feel like you fit into what I'm about and my foolishly idealistic idea of a potential relationship would be like, please do not hesitate to reach out to me.

About me:

Now that that's out of the way, I'm sure you're curious to know a bit or a lot about me. Well, the boring stuff is that I'm work in IT Security, live alone in an decent apartment with my dog, and try to keep to a solid workout schedule of at least three days a week. I tend to do well for myself, and have been able to enjoy several nice vacations this year, including a cruise. While it's no longer part of my life, I am an 8 year Active Duty Air Force veteran with an honorable discharge. I have an Associate's Degree, a Bachelor's Degree, and a few certifications in my working field with the goal of starting my Master's Degree in the next couple of years alongside additional certifications. Also, since it matters to a few people, I am 6'1 and about 220 lbs. Now with all the of that out of the way, let's get into the fun stuff. I'm a massive geek, and dork. I tend to enjoy making people laugh and have fun more than anything else. I play tons of different games which I love to be competitive in such as Warhammer 40k (I play Stormlance Space Marines, Genestealer Cults, and Thousand Sons), various fighting games (Guilty Gear XRD REV 2, Guilty Gear STRIVE, Smash Brothers Ultimate), card games (Here to Slay, YOMI, Unstable Unicorns, and Doomlings). I'm also a fan of several anime, a favorite of mine which will never shift is One Piece, and other shows such as Community, Breaking Bad, Bojack Horseman, Top Gear, Invincible, Inside Job, and more. I run two D&D campaigns as the Dungeon Master as well. In my free time I tend to relax, watch videos, play the above types of games, print/build/paint models, plan D&D sessions, walk and play with my dog, and I've recently started to try streaming again where I primarily play Warhammer 40k Solohammer games on Tabletop Simulator. Naturally, I'm a bit of a homebody, but enjoy going out on occasion to hang out with friends, play games, eat good food, and drink a couple of cold drinks.

About You:

First and foremost: Single and child-free are probably my biggest deal breakers regarding this. I am not looking to have children, and in fact in the process to find a urologist to have a vasectomy. There is also the hope and expectation that after a certain time that one or both of us would relocate pending various circumstances. Ideally you are between 18-35 years old, and have a slender to athletic/average build and I would very much like to be attracted to you, but I will say I do have a weakness for soft/pastel goth and the e-girl aesthetic style. Now, more importantly, you are an absolute goofball and geek. Attempting to enjoy the nerdy side of life, games, and inside jokes are key. Alongside that a great sense of humor is a must as well. You are also someone who would put express a lot of interest in getting to know me and isn't shy or afraid of expressing your intent. You are a mixture of different submissive types, but you are a primarily a natural service submissive, and are looking for a 24/7 Total-Power Exchange relationship dynamic where your Master/Owner/Sir/Daddy is your dedicated partner. You have a high service sub/slave side to you, and a drive to become the ideal partner for whomever you decide owns you. You are very kinky, and have very few limitations and is willing to go to lengths to be as available or as useful to your partner as much as possible. Things such as rules/protocol/dress and appearance/behavioral training all being things that you would feel to be fundamental in the relationship's dynamic.

In closing, I'm looking for someone along those lines. I'm not seeking for a perfect match, as I know that's a futile effort. However, if you think you come close and what I have to offer is something to be sought out, then I encourage you to message me.

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