29, metalhead stoner trans guy, slim/athletic build, long dark hair and a beard, masc but a little shy. Have been described as "funny, honest, sweet, reliable, easy to talk to/a great listener, and gives the best hugs" but also "anxious, bad at taking hints, and a little intense". I live with my two cats on a tiny homestead in the middle of bumfuck nowhere northeastern Pennsylvania, about halfway between the Scranton/WB area and the Binghamton, NY area, I work on the groundskeeping crew at a golf and country club, and I drive a cute little Chevy S10 pick-em-up truck.

While I'm usually rather quiet at first and prefer to listen, once you get me started on a topic I'm passionate about I'll damn near talk your ear off. I have lots of interests and hobbies, ranging from outdoorsy stuff (hiking/trailrunning, camping/backpacking, stargazing, foraging, as well as gardening, homesteading, & lawn care), to creative endeavors (making art, writing, DIY, sewing), to music (listening to it, especially metal and hardcore punk, but also a wide variety of other genres, as well as going to concerts and moshing, collecting vinyl records, playing guitar, making playlists, oh and did I mention I can beatbox?). I also like to cook, go to farmers markets and thrift stores, and occasionally play video games, board/tabletop games, and do puzzles.

I'd really like to find something serious, long term, and relatively local; I know it can be hard to find time, but it's important to me to be able to spend time together in person, whether it's a planned date or just a spontaneous after work hangout. Other than that, the list of criteria I'm looking for is fairly short; I like alternative or goth girls who have weird, creepy, morbid, and slightly nerdy interests, a dark sense of humor, big thighs and a cute smile, and a patient and supportive yet aggressive and stubborn personality. Think, "mom friend title holder but could easily kick my ass if she wanted to".

If that description sounds like you and you're curious about getting to know me, please slide into my DM's, preferably with a face pic or two, and hit on me as unsubtly as possible?