This post will be up as long as we're looking. We don't mind if it takes a year or more to find you. If it's 2030 and you think we could click, shoot us a message!

Two old, married bags looking for a long-term near-romantic situation with another couple. We'll all be exclusive to each other (to prevent condoms and disease) and we'll meet up every once in a while to catch up and fuck-- like once-ish a year? Hanging out in a purely friendship context is also welcome but not required.

Logistics: We can't typically host in Philly, but splitting a cheap hotel room isn't out of the question. Other locations possible depending on time of year. We're not huge texters so don't worry about keeping in constant contact; sometimes we don't talk to our own platonic friends for months and it's totally fine. For our first hang, we can grab a few beers and sit outside in a park or on a stoop under the stars!

Some stats: Guy is white and average height, lady is East Asian and petite. Both thin with normal bodies. Pretty cute faces. Lady is bisexual, guy is mostly straight. Depending on the day, either of us would take the lead. Guy likes making sure ladies are pleased, lady likes lots of cum (she has the implant birth control). Both of us like cuddles.

You: Kind people with average or thinner bodies. Thicker folks with confidence also very welcome. Bi lady on birth control as well.

Stuff we like to do: Going to the beach, exploring the woods/swamp, eating good food, the occasional rave/goth night, etc. We're massive introverted extroverts, and don't need much to have a fun time. Guy loves to read, write and talk philosophy and learning everything. Lady likes to cook, hustle, and solving problems.

ARE YOU A SINGLE MALE OR FEMALE?: Sorry, not looking for you on Reddit.

Are you a couple allowing the lady to fuck with supervision?: Message us!