I want some sort of connected experience with someone who I can shower with love and affection and text all day and send them pics of everything I’m doing in the day, and have them enjoy that kind of attention. In return I’m looking to be spoiled and have my belly worshiped (I’m almost 35 weeks pregnant, so not much time left). After baby’s born, I’d want to continue this but instead of belly worship, just all over body worship. And bonus if you actually care to know how baby is (you do not have to be involved with baby).

My definition of “spoiled” stems from my love language of gifts- which can be something as simple as $3 to get a whopper from BK on Wednesdays to helping me get a baby stroller. The amount isn’t what matters to me- it could even be something free such as a letter or a cool rock you saw.

EDIT: I REALLY REALLY REALLY DIDNT THINK THIS NEEDED SAID BUT SOME OF YALL ARE DISGUSTING AND STUPID SO I HAVE TO ADD IT!!!

Never fucking ONCE did I EVER mention ANYTHING about fucking anyone or letting you grope my tits. Not ONCE did I mention ANYTHING physical as something that was definite. I’m about to close off this offer to ALL MEN because for whatever fucking reason, a PLATONIC POST about ONLY my belly has got y’all thinking I’m just some fucking pregnant sex toy who’s looking for a $3 BK whopper in exchange for fetish sex with you. The block and reported list is getting to the hundreds now and it’s disgusting. I will never in any way be exchanging pregnancy fetish sex for a fucking burger. Or any monetary amount. I can do JUST FINE on my own. And the fact that’s the FIRST AND ONLY thing that’s mentioned in my DMs is disgusting. Read the fucking post, you moron. That is why I typed it. Because THATS what I’m looking for. Nothing else upfront. If we meet, and click, and I genuinely enjoy you, and you’re NOT a disgusting fucking creep, then MAYBE shit can happen outside of what I’ve explicitly typed here. Definitely NOT before I’ve even spoken to you or met you. Mine and my baby’s top priority is SAFETY and TRUST and COMFORT (meaning, are you a fucking creep who’s gonna give out r@pe vibes??? Because 99% of you do here!)

Fucking idiots.