I flipped a coin because I didn’t know if it was better to tell you about you first, or tell you about me. Aside from this little bit about my trivial indecisiveness, we’ll be learning about you.

You’re a good girl. And that’s because you want to be. You want to impress your Daddy and be praised. And here’s how you do it: You’re smart, you’re funny, you’re so, so pretty. You’re obedient. You like to show off your body and give yourself to me. You like to subject yourself to degradation and humiliation, because you know that at the end of it you’ll earn all the praise you could ever want. When you’re being my filthy little fuckpig whore, you like anal, impact, watersports, bondage, temperature/sensation play, eating ass, sucking cock, licking snatch, electrostim, exhibitionism, free use, edging, denial, begging and most of all you love cum.

Other ways you’re a good girl are that you have goals, aspirations and dreams and you want Daddy to hold you accountable to them. You’re also, and this is important, a socialist and a feminist. Although you’re submissive and may like playing the part of bimbo, it’s important that you’re intellectually stimulating and endlessly curious. You’re affectionate and looking to love and be loved. You’re enthusiastically childfree. You enjoy video games, and/or D&D, and other social nerdy activities.

I’m incredibly affectionate, and looking to love and be loved. You can see, then, why that would be an important feature in you. You’re smart, we already established that. I’m smart. I’m funny. I’m not that pretty but I’ve got a great cock. I’m kinda pretty though. I’m genderfluid and that’s a larger discussion than this post can really address. But I like feeling pretty, and don’t you for a second think I’m ever not Daddy. I like to give encouragement, and support. I am an avid problem solver, and I will diligently offer advice any time you need. I’m also a top-tier communicator. I believe in always being on the same page so our problem-solving is mutually beneficial. Humiliation, degradation, and impact are purely sexual activities, and I don’t ever use them nonconsensually. I don’t do anything nonconsensually. Even, on the rare occasion I indulge rape fantasies, I do so with enthusiastic consent. I’m a good Daddy. I want to make my good girl happy, too. 

And now, we’re going to end on you. You live close enough to where I live that I can say, at almost any time, “come over here, I want to feel your cunt” and in less than an hour I can feel your cunt. I do not want an online relationship. I want to tickle you until you piss your panties. I will accept nothing less. So please, be a good girl and tell me the things I don't already know about you. Bonus points if your message subject is a description of the panties you're wearing. If that's too risqué, and I understand it might be a bit much to tell a stranger, tell me your favorite album.