I want to be in love. There's the twist, it's at the beginning. I want to be in love, and I want it to be authentic. I want it to be pure and sacred and genuine and fulfilling and I want it badly. I want romance. But, I also have a terrible mean streak. I want to be in love with someone who wants to be used and degraded. Not always, but often.
I want to fuck you in the ass and then piss down your throat. I want to edge you until you're begging for release, and then I want to deny you. I want to torture and tickle you until you piss your pretty little panties. I want to zap your tiddies. I want to cane you until you're covered in stripes. I want to call you all manner of unkind things and I want to hear you eagerly, enthusiastically repeat them. I want to drag you around in nothing but a collar and leash.
Now, back to love. I want to connect outside of those things. I have other interests; let's have those in common too. All my favorite bands are fronted by women except Bad Religion. All my favorite movies are The Princess Bride and Airheads and Scott Pilgrim and Pirates of the Caribbean. All my favorite games are Minecraft and Fall Guys and D&D and Ocarina of Time and Knights of the Old Republic. All my favorite political ideologies are intersectional feminist and Marxist. All my favorite pro-labor cats on the internet are Jorts (and Jean). All my favorite jokes are truly dumb. All my favorite colors are blues and purples.
If the first and third paragraphs don't interest you but the second does, and me a message and include all your favorite sex toys. If the whole message interests you, send a message about your favorite album. If you don't have a favorite album, I've been on a Liz Phair kick lately so listen to Exile in Guyville and we can talk about that. I want someone to write a song like Flower for me.
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