Hey! So recently I've been having this really hot thought: what if two seemingly ordinary people went for a night out on the town--you know, drinking, having fun--but with a twist? For the entire night, from the first sip of an Old Fashioned or a Cosmo to the last Uber ride home, neither person pees in a toilet. It's the perfect recipe for public peeing fun: alcohol, two people with a pee kink, and a city where no one's gonna think anything of a little nighttime street piss!

I'm envisioning a night out where the two of us meet up at a bar (ideally in a nightlife-heavy place so we'll blend in) and start the night off by just chatting and getting to know each other over drinks. One round turns into two, then three, and suddenly one or both of us becomes conscious of a need to pee that can't be ignored any longer. Maybe we stay for another drink, steadily getting more desperate, or maybe we decide it's time to change bars (and give us an excuse to go outside and begin the search for a place to pee!). Then, perhaps we find ourselves in a closed park, or in an alleyway, or even in an alcove behind a row of dumpsters. By this time the drinks we've had are really pushing to be released, so after a quick look around, we finally relieve ourselves (whether we go simultaneously, next to each other, sequentially, or any other way entirely depends on what we decide in the moment). Maybe one or both of us is pee-shy for a bit, but with alcohol and desperation, I doubt it'll stand in our way for long. Bladders empty, we head to another bar, rinse, and repeat!

So, this is my open casting call. If you're 21 , female, in NYC (any borough, though Staten Island is totally a fake one), and love this idea as much as I do, shoot me a chat or message! I don't discriminate when it comes to things like body type, ethnicity, or upper limit of age. As long as you're old enough to get into bars, you qualify. As for me, here's some basic biographical info: I'm 5'11 with short black hair, an athletic body type (I know people overuse that on the Internet, but I'm happy to show you my gym pics haha), and decent dress sense. I'm not gonna say I'm attractive because that really depends on your preferences, but I'm confident in myself and willing to send pics to let you decide.

I'm not normally an arrogant person, I swear, but I'm really quite proud of myself for this idea for a few reasons. Since we'd be meeting up in public, it's safe! You get a pretty large time window (dependent on your bladder capacity haha) to decide if you're comfortable with continuing the night, and you can always just leave if you don't feel at ease. There's absolutely no pressure to do anything you don't want to do, and I'm not expecting sex or any kind of physical contact between us. Plus, if we happen to spot anyone else peeing in public while we're there, we can absolutely get away with staying in the area to watch by pretending to just be there talking. Since we'd appear to be just a man and a woman on a night out, no one's going to assume anything untoward like they might with a single person or perhaps a group of men. Lastly, whatever happens, it's still a night out, and those are usually fun regardless!

If you read through that and found yourself intrigued, you know where to contact me. Reach out with your age, a little description, and where in NYC you are. Have a nice day :)