Looking to become a woman's piss pot, ass eating foot worshipping, many more bodily fun!! Please be drug free, I don't party that way. If you're on medication or anything that can be transferred via urine please be up front. Sooo...

What I want to explore is:

1. Watersport, I would want to start slowly but just licking you clean after you went pee, maybe move onto going straight into my mouth once I got use to it. At one point, having the piss in a thermos being made to sip on it while we are out.

2. Eating ass, I have never actually eaten ass before. But I would like to try it in a way that just adds to the whole process of having to eat ass. Where you either have been working a labour job you haven't showered yet, it's just after a hot day outside it's all sweaty you just have me eat you out. After all along day of work, you should be able just to sit down on my face and relax.

Another way is after a workout, or you don't shower for a day or more. You just have me eat out your ass. I don't want to try scat. That's a bit to far for myself. But if your ass is dirty it should be my job to lick it clean before you shower.

1. Discharge, I would love to be made to lap up all your discharge, anything that " is considered not pleasant" I want that part of you, I want everything from that beautiful body! All it's wonderful ways it works.

2. Spitting, and blowing noise. This one I don't know if I want to try it , but why not. I would love to be your tissue, if you're coughing and need to spit out. My mouth is your spot! Blowing your nose, why waste money on toiletries, when you could just blow it directly into my mouth.

Spitting, any time we are gonna have food, or drinks. It would be incredible if you could spit in my sandwich, or my drink. If we're are just sitting there chilling. You just spit in my mouth for no reason other than you can.

1. Sweat, lets say it's a hot day outside, or it's from working out. From any activities where you produce sweat, either from your armpits down to your feet, I want you to have me lick it up, hopefully it doesn't tickle you. But if it does, feel free to do some CBT, if I tickle you.

2. Any other fun idea more than open to trying. I just want to explore all of these kinks with someone who is willing to go beyond the regular kinks. Go deeper into others!

I am very open minded to explore all of these or a few:) I don't expect sex, or anything at all in return. Honestly it's better if I am just left there frustrated unable to get any self pleasure. As my pleasure should come from pleasing you:)

If you read this long thank you! Sorry for the horrible grammar, this was typed while I was horny, everything was racing throughout my mind of what I wanted.

Bit about myself, I am 5'11 260 pounds chubby, dark hair, with a few gray hairs, and a beard my race is white, from Norwegian family background. If it matters ( I prefer to stay in chastity not be allowed to cum ) I am uncut with a tight foreskin.